H: What do you like in a woman?
M: What’s not to like? Every woman is like a diamond, flawed yet uniquely beautiful with an internal light that draws you like a beacon!
H: What is your greatest turnoff in a woman?
M: A mean spirit. Nothing is more ugly than a woman who is cruel to the people around her. Life can be cruel enough without adding to it.
H If you could have been an historical figure, which one would you be?
M: Sir Walter Raleigh, the original Cartoon Boyfriend! He was an intellectual and an adventurer who, although her favor cost him his head, charmed the heart of a queen.
H: That sounds brutal!
M: Ah! But what favors she must have had!
H: What books are you currently reading?
M: Mark Antony: a life.
H: You seem to have a predilection towards men who’ve gotten the rough end of the pineapple in love.
M: Yes but life is better savored with a little sour to enhance the sweet!
H: What is the story behind the bullfighter costume?
M: (laughing) It’s exactly that, a costume! I would never dream of hurting an animal especially in sport! I appreciate the beauty that goes into making traje de luces which means “suit of lights.”
H: That’s beautiful!
M: (smiling) Now you know my secret passion.
H: What is your take on dating websites? Any advice?
M: Just like you wouldn’t go to a fast food restaurant to get prime rib, nor should you choose a generic site for the special person in your life. Choose a site based around similar values and interests or, you could just choose me instead! Ciao, chica lindas!